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I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a fucking idiot.
She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.”
OH MY GOD
(Source: disneyyandmore)
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
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*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
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Man:
Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
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Employee:
Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
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Man:
I never filled out an application.
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Employee:
Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
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Man:
No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
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Employee:
Well, but that doesn't-
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Man:
AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
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Employee:
But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
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Man:
OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
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Employee:
Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
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Man:
Well no, but what does that matter?
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Employee:
...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
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Man:
Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
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Employee:
That...doesn't make any sense.
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Man:
NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Employee:
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Man:
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Employee:
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Man:
Fuck you, slut.
(Source: theyuniversity)
#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart
(Source: somereallygreathair)
Kiss my fat ass: I just saw an Allstate commercial where these 12 yr-old boys are...
I just saw an Allstate commercial where these 12 yr-old boys are peeping through their neighbor’s window from a treehouse and it’s passed off as like “shenanigans.” Those boys are future predditors and rapists, do men not understand peeping and stalking is fucking disturbing to women? No, it’s not harmless fun, it is disgusting and if the law protected women such behavior would be severely punished. This reinforces the notion that predatory behavior is basically universally tolerated by men. Fuck, I will never apologize for being squicked out by men and BOYS, now as young as like 8 harassing women in public. I will not apologize for avoiding men, being suspicious of men, and assuming that any man I don’t know is a predator. Women are safer swimming with sharks, shit. If you don’t want women to be afraid of and hostile to men, you all need to get your shit together. There is no excuse for any creepshot nonconsensual bullshit the only reason to do that and not porn is because you get off on violating women. Fuck you and I hope you creeps die horrible painful deaths.
lmao preddator nice
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
The awkward moment when Barrowman is sexier than you…
*Fist Pumps- BARROWMANNN!*
