I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a fucking idiot.
She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.”
OH MY GOD
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart
I just saw an Allstate commercial where these 12 yr-old boys are peeping through their neighbor’s window from a treehouse and it’s passed off as like “shenanigans.” Those boys are future predditors and rapists, do men not understand peeping and stalking is fucking disturbing to women? No, it’s not harmless fun, it is disgusting and if the law protected women such behavior would be severely punished. This reinforces the notion that predatory behavior is basically universally tolerated by men. Fuck, I will never apologize for being squicked out by men and BOYS, now as young as like 8 harassing women in public. I will not apologize for avoiding men, being suspicious of men, and assuming that any man I don’t know is a predator. Women are safer swimming with sharks, shit. If you don’t want women to be afraid of and hostile to men, you all need to get your shit together. There is no excuse for any creepshot nonconsensual bullshit the only reason to do that and not porn is because you get off on violating women. Fuck you and I hope you creeps die horrible painful deaths.
lmao preddator nice
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE
The awkward moment when Barrowman is sexier than you…
*Fist Pumps- BARROWMANNN!*